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a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby kevansevans » April 21st, 2015, 8:28 pm

i need suggestions

it's not really that big, but it's a bit distracting. i'd prefer that it get fixed sooner than later

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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby SUGauthor » April 23rd, 2015, 11:17 am

Do you have any annoying siblings or arch enemies you could live without? If so step 1 might be to show them the cool new hole in your room.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby kevansevans » April 23rd, 2015, 12:11 pm

No, I don't really.

It's starting to hum really loud.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby HABE » April 23rd, 2015, 12:40 pm

To better assist you, we'll need more specific information about your problem.

Is this black hole in your room a floating singularity?

Because if it's small enough, that kind of black hole will eventually evaporate on its own. Until then, you could look for an old Dyson Sphere on eBay (new ones are ridiculously expensive) to put around it just to keep papers, cats, and other objects from accidentally getting sucked in. That will also quiet the hum of air molecules getting pulled apart as they fall in. Just be sure to get the spheres made to fit around an event horizon instead of a normal star or it will collapse into a messy accretion disk that will be more annoying than the black hole itself.

If the black hole in your room is getting larger or seems to be a non-celestial phenomena, please list the size and location so we may better determine the best solution.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby kevansevans » April 23rd, 2015, 3:16 pm

I'm very confused, and my mom doesn't know what a singularity is.

I think it's the size of a... lamp.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby SUGauthor » April 23rd, 2015, 10:59 pm

Well maybe if you throw a lamp in, it'll close the hole up, like a cork in a wine bottle! It's worth a shot anyways.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby ThatOneSpriter » April 23rd, 2015, 11:12 pm

Try and use a vacuum cleaner to suck the black hole
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby kevansevans » April 24th, 2015, 12:26 am

I threw the lamp in and it's just sticking inside of it... humming with the hole.

EDIT: I think the hole is doing more sucking to the vacuum than it to it.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby AvaxtheLucario » April 24th, 2015, 12:30 am

Tell it to go home @_@
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby kevansevans » April 24th, 2015, 9:26 am

it didn't do anything
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby avian-reader » April 24th, 2015, 12:08 pm

Die before you realise what's happened, along with every other living thing on Earth?
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby Ray_Siroff » April 24th, 2015, 3:15 pm

Put your hand in it!!
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby kevansevans » April 24th, 2015, 6:30 pm

pretty sure i don't want to die or stick my hand in the lamp is still there
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby SUGauthor » April 25th, 2015, 5:14 pm

Try singing show tunes, I think that worked for a friend of my friend once.
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Re: a black hole appeared in the middle of my room, what do i do

Postby DracheLehre » April 26th, 2015, 12:10 am

I hear black holes don't like water. Try splashing some on it.

Although it is not clear in which way they don't like it as in they disappear more quickly or get more aggressive.

Either way the situation should change in some capacity.
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