I need a hero (forum game)

[eishiya]

The DMV Lady is here to help with all your licensing needs! Provided that you wish to be a doctor licensed to drive!

Except you'll be stuck in line until tomorrow next to an awkwardly talkative chap. Someone help us all!

[Scarlet Salamander]

Never fear! Cut in line gal is here! I can get you to the front of any line easy peasy!

Oh wait no, the DMV security is after us! Someone help!

[StanleyComics]

Deus Ex Machina Man to the rescue! My faith in God summons unlikely luck in the face of danger.

But uh oh! I have no faith in God, so my powers aren't working. Assistance, please!!!