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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Guest » March 2nd, 2015, 12:16 am

Fear not! I, Male Nurse of the Year, shall care for your delicate head wound with tender loving care!

Goddammit, not another flock of gold diggers! Quick, someone get these women out of here! I'm operating!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby 1ce_k1d » March 3rd, 2015, 12:13 am

HAHA! Puny gold-diggers are no match for the Nose-Picker!

Could someone get Wario off my back, please?
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby gsman243 » March 3rd, 2015, 4:35 pm

Have no fear! Mr. Murder will kill that pest!

OH NOES! The police are after me!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Guest » March 5th, 2015, 10:47 pm

Psh. Nah bruh, don't worry about it. I, Stereotypical Angsty Teen, slashed all their tires hours ago.

Oh, shit wait. No please, ma! I swear I didn't - agh! Fu-dge nuggets... yes'm. I understand, ma. A whole week?! Jfc, I've got typical teenage party gatherings to attend! Sometime help me sneak out!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby 1ce_k1d » March 6th, 2015, 12:49 am

Hey there, Stereotypical Angsty Teen, need a lift with Windowless White Van Man?


Wait, someone snuck candy into my van. Could someone get it out, please?
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Tacbot Unit-89 » March 6th, 2015, 12:03 pm

1ce_k1d wrote:Hey there, Stereotypical Angsty Teen, need a lift with Windowless White Van Man?


Wait, someone snuck candy into my van. Could someone get it out, please?


Have no fear Van person, Table Scraps the Wonder Dog will eat the candy!

Wait, was that chocolate? Help, someone fetch me some hydroperoxide!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Guest » March 6th, 2015, 5:32 pm

Bully Antagonist Number 53, here to... be here. Whatever. Oh, is that the weak kid at school? Muhuhu, now is my time to shine!
*begins to violently kick Wonder Dog's stomach* Hydroperoxide, schmydroperoxide!

Oh, was that you new kid? Muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu - ack! *bang bam whack* *cough* ugh, who the hell didn't tell me he had superpowers?! Someone sue the director of this shit - I didn't sign up for a super wedgie!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby maelstrom51210 » March 6th, 2015, 7:48 pm

Don't worry! Sketchy Backalley Doctor Man is here to save your your rectum with his handy salad tongs and whisky!

Wait a minute, is that the...? I TOLD YOU, I HAVE A LISCENSE! REALLY!! Any help, here?
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby 1ce_k1d » March 7th, 2015, 3:27 am

It is I, FAKE IDENTITY MAN!

At least I think I'm Fake Identity Man.

Who am I again?
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Guest » March 7th, 2015, 10:16 am

It is I, Mystic Prophetess From Legend. Your cry of distress has summoned me from my ages old sleep of the heavens, hero. What action do you require of me-- !

@#%$&*! Who the hell're you?! You aren't my hero. Where is Engelman McSpringenheimer?! What have you done with him!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Zico » March 30th, 2015, 10:07 am

Don't panic! Here comes the old Deus Ex Machina to solve this problem. Fake Idetity Man is the real Engelman McSpringenheimer. The one you, Mystic Prophetess From Legend, had known and love was a clone sent from the future.

Wait, my nemesis Bitter Critic is posting a comment! He is denying my very existence! Somebody please help me!
Sorry for my bad english...

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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby ShadeTheShinyEevee » November 9th, 2015, 12:56 am

"Not to fear the almighty ShadeTheShinyEevee has stopped the guy from denying your exists-" I start to say but Anna interrupts "do you wanna build a snowman?" She sings "Arceus Help Me! Stop Her From Singing that song!" I yell frantically hating her
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby The_Hankerchief » November 9th, 2015, 4:50 am

Fear not, for it is I, Life-Imitates-Art Man! I play "Video Killed The Radio Star," it's super effective!

Oh god, now the MTV astronaut is attacking me! Someone, help!
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby maelstrom51210 » November 9th, 2015, 6:58 am

No fear! Reality TV Lass has aviolent cat-fight with the astronaut. And destroys most of MTV's music based programming on the way.

Sweet Drippin's! I'm being attacked by a rabid Kardashian! Help?
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Re: I need a hero (forum game)

Postby Randumbz » November 9th, 2015, 8:13 am

maelstrom51210 wrote:No fear! Reality TV Lass has aviolent cat-fight with the astronaut. And destroys most of MTV's music based programming on the way.

Sweet Drippin's! I'm being attacked by a rabid Kardashian! Help?

Don't worry, The Celebrity crusher is here to destroy all of the cameras, the source of a Kardashian's power.

Oh no! They can still use social media!
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