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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Alienoid » September 9th, 2013, 1:01 am

Look! What's that? *runs*

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Master_72 » September 9th, 2013, 12:52 pm

I'd sell it.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Disturbed Goth » September 14th, 2013, 12:31 am

Die. Wouldn't even try to survive. I'd probably go bat-shit insane first, though.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Poppykook » September 15th, 2013, 1:33 am

Yeesh, I can see why you chose Disturbed Goth as your username...well sir, I don't like to think about it, but I'd probably take you with me any way I could; I'm not the kinda guy who'd let you just murder me. Of course, I'd like to think it wouldn't come to that, you tearing out my lungs that is. A resolution where neither of us has to die, that'd be swell.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby cebap » September 15th, 2013, 2:24 am

I'd take advantage of dollhouses and doll clothes, ^_^;; lol

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Master_72 » September 15th, 2013, 5:48 am

I'd cut it off, then replace it with a massive mechanical fist of destruction

To win all arm wrestles...

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Poppykook » September 17th, 2013, 12:11 am

Learn some sea shanty's, share some inappropriate jokes, and then make off with the rum.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Leandro » September 17th, 2013, 5:54 am

I would be able to turn into a brick wall at my will.
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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby corruption » September 22nd, 2013, 7:54 pm

Realize it still looks more attractive and thinner then some people at swimming pools.
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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Master_72 » September 22nd, 2013, 7:59 pm

I'd go back to sleep and hope it was a dream.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby corruption » September 22nd, 2013, 10:36 pm

Find a bunch of good looking bra-less women.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Poppykook » September 23rd, 2013, 6:45 pm

Get an expense account for eye-soap.
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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Master_72 » September 23rd, 2013, 7:22 pm

I would probably go on a robotic rampage of extreme proportions crushing the skull of every Kid holding an iPhone who stood in my peripheral vision.

I'd have to say that the squirrels did it.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Merone » September 23rd, 2013, 7:56 pm

I'd reassemble them, then scream hmy lungs out and tell myself it was all a dream. Then regret the last bottle I had.

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Re: what would you do if...?

Postby Master_72 » September 23rd, 2013, 7:58 pm

Water it, then cut it off and stomp on it several times.

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