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Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » February 28th, 2011, 8:47 pm

How to play:
The person above asks for a wish.
The person below makes the wish come true but in a bad way.
The person below posts another wish.
Example:

Mata Nui:
I wish I could jump high.

Next Smackjeever:
I turn you into a frog.
I wish I could fly.

STARTING NOW:
I wish for one million American dollars.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Nigz » February 28th, 2011, 8:50 pm

You have gained a million dollar however it was dirty mafia money and they want to collect

I wish I had a deahtnote
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Reigan » February 28th, 2011, 8:52 pm

*Passes you a slip of paper with the word "Death" scribble on it*

I wish there was no such thing as Homework.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » February 28th, 2011, 8:55 pm

Fine. No more Homwork. As a result, 8 more hours are added to school to make up the homework and those who have already graduated are sent back to school to make up those extra hours in the 12 years of their lives spent in school.

I wish for bacon.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby KonaTobennh » February 28th, 2011, 8:56 pm

Granted. It's made from baby seals and kittens.

I wish that the next person got what he/she wanted.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Nigz » February 28th, 2011, 8:57 pm

Mata Nui wrote:Fine. No more Homwork. As a result, 8 more hours are added to school to make up the homework and those who have already graduated are sent back to school to make up those extra hours in the 12 years of their lives spent in school.

I wish for bacon.


Causes a pig to explode in front of you and adds salt to the meat that remains...here ya go buddy =p

I wish for it to stop snowing =(
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » February 28th, 2011, 9:09 pm

Your country gets a drought forever.

I wish for me to meet Chuck Norris personally without him hurting me.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby SushiGummy » February 28th, 2011, 9:14 pm

I GET TO GRANT TWO WISHES.

Mata Nui wrote:I wish for me to meet Chuck Norris personally without him hurting me.

He hurts you anyway. The rules don't apply for Chuck Norris.

KonaTobennh wrote:I wish that the next person got what he/she wanted.

I don't want your wish to come true, thus forming a paradox. Great job destroying everything.

I wish my hair was more perfect than it already is.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » February 28th, 2011, 9:19 pm

You're given a cute little hare. It's better than the old one cause he's not real. And for the hair / hare problem: The genie didn't hear you correctly.

I wish for season of the 2010 Doctor Who DVD that is not illegal.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby dunklen » February 28th, 2011, 9:57 pm

granted, you only illegal things.

i wish for something bad.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby MacSimon » February 28th, 2011, 10:03 pm

The next morning you experience the most perfect day of your life...except for a tiy bad thing. SO TINY IT IRKS YOU FOREVER.

I wish i could win an Oscar.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Nigz » February 28th, 2011, 10:13 pm

MacSimon wrote:The next morning you experience the most perfect day of your life...except for a tiy bad thing. SO TINY IT IRKS YOU FOREVER.

I wish i could win an Oscar.


you won a contest and your prize is to take care of oscar the grouch for the rest of your days

I wish I was a super sayin
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Warlin » February 28th, 2011, 10:26 pm

You were. And now you're not. DO HO HO H-
Arhm.

I wish for whirled peas.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby YakkitySax » February 28th, 2011, 11:39 pm

You get split pea soup, but it spills in your lap.

I wish I had a giant pet octopus I could use as a guard dog.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby SushiGummy » February 28th, 2011, 11:52 pm

You get your giant pet octopus, but it's still useless out of water.

I wish I could spawn sandwiches.
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