Genie Wishes

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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 1st, 2011, 5:07 pm

Wish granted. Someone your close to has an accident causing you to
Mata Nui wrote: want the worst in your life and in all you do.


I wish for a new Halo game made by Bungie! :cry:
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Afrohawkman » March 1st, 2011, 6:02 pm

Granted. I got you a brand new copy of Halo: Reach.

I wish for functional, living wings that are already implanted on the middle of my back with each wing being larger than the size of my head, white, and in the style of the typical angel and they don't possess the ability to kill me just by existing inside my skin.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 1st, 2011, 6:07 pm

Done. But you have no control over them and they seem as though they have a mind of their own.
I wish for more inspiration.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 1st, 2011, 7:33 pm

Afrohawkman wrote:Granted. I got you a brand new copy of Halo: Reach.


SWEET! I don't have REACH!

Anyway, Granted. A man known as Irvin Naman Spir Ation (Or I. N. Spir Ation) came up to you and gave you his work card. There's one problem. He hates all men.

I wish for a new, working XBOX 360.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby MacSimon » March 1st, 2011, 8:25 pm

As the Xbox 360 falls to your grasp, the SUPERXbox 720 is released and all the previous systems are now discontinuated.

I wish for a discussion thread.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 1st, 2011, 8:29 pm

Granted. A topic is made discussing how to play a forum game. Soon, Smackjeevers start playing.

I wish for a free, legal download of all my favorite songs.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby SushiGummy » March 1st, 2011, 8:38 pm

Granted, but the songs are in such high quality, that your computer breaks down while trying to process them.

I wish I was a genie.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby eishiya » March 1st, 2011, 8:40 pm

Granted, but you are confined to a lamp unless you're needed for a fish, and you can only use your power in granting wishes. No wish can set you free.

I wish I could cook well.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Nym.Katharina » March 1st, 2011, 8:47 pm

Granted, but it is the only talent you will have. All ability to draw and whatever else you are good at will be sucked from your soul and go to me (bwahaha)
I wish people were smarter.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby eishiya » March 1st, 2011, 8:50 pm

They are. You are now the dumbest person in the world and no one will have anything to do with you.

I wish the SJ Awards got more valid nominations.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 1st, 2011, 8:55 pm

Granted. Although, now no nominee is valid enough to win.

I wish for a cooked wing meat chicken nugget.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 1st, 2011, 9:33 pm

Oops. It fell in the mud.
I wish to create an animated series that will be popular while airing on TV.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 1st, 2011, 9:37 pm

You create Zooby Doob: The Musical Show!
It's successful the first day, but is canceled on the second day.

I wish that my friend Relinies would join SmackJeeves. :|
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 1st, 2011, 9:40 pm

They do, but refuse to tell you their (unknowable) username.

I wish this thread's rules would be changed so that wishes come true in good ways from now on.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby SushiGummy » March 1st, 2011, 9:46 pm

They are now, but nobody's going to follow those rules.

I wish my only weakness was Kryptonite.
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