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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 1st, 2011, 9:49 pm

Granted. But after a fatal accident the only help the doctor can give you is making your bones Kryptonite.

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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Palutena » March 1st, 2011, 10:36 pm

Granted. But people start liking it so much that it starts to annoy other people and then people hate it.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Reigan » March 1st, 2011, 10:40 pm

Okay, now you're a pooper-scooper for that one park downtown where all the drug-dealers go. Oh yeah your shift is at midnight. And it only pays 70 cents an hour.

I wish I could get eight hours of sleep every night, and wake up the next morning fully rested.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2011, 10:43 pm

Granted, but it goes by Venus time, where every day is 243 Earth days.

I wish magic was real, and I was the most adept at using it. Not magic as in witches and wizards, or any of the supernatural or mythological abilities (such as wish granting), but rather magic as in illusions and magic tricks without the props.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby SushiGummy » March 1st, 2011, 11:14 pm

Granted, but over the years you slowly start to regret wishing for a world of cheap magic tricks instead of a world of Harry Potter, which causes you to spiral into depression.

I wish I could have my own My Little Pony avatar.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2011, 11:25 pm

Granted, but you don't have a pony. You have a rubbish bin with a pony's hoof.

I wish that my ligaments could stretch and retract infinitely, giving me extraordinary joint motion.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Vitotamito » March 2nd, 2011, 12:02 am

Granted, but they could only stretch outward, they could never come back to normal length.

I wish I could be a My Little Pony Pony, but not in the way that furries wish they could, if you know what I mean...
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Wander Tones » March 2nd, 2011, 12:06 am

Granted. You are not a personified pony, but rather a failed experiment to turn you into a pony. You are in the general pony shape, but with human skin and features. Patches of red and yellow fur dot around your body, while your now blue hair is falling out in clumps.

I wish that Whose Line is it Anyway was back on the air.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Vitotamito » March 2nd, 2011, 1:49 am

Granted, but none of the original cast is in it.

Also I drew you this:
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I wish I could play the guitar better.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby CaptainCricket » March 2nd, 2011, 2:11 am

You fail to specify what type of guitar. You are now absolutely amazing at playing Guitar Hero. Unfortunately, your skill at actual guitar continues to lack and the Guitar Hero franchise has been declared dead after foolishly glutting the market.

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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Wander Tones » March 2nd, 2011, 2:17 am

Granted. She's considering getting a sex change, so you have to come up with a decision: Do you stay with her and think of her as the woman you once loved, or leave her and try to find someone else after taking so long to find one?

I wish that I could walk through walls.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby CaptainCricket » March 2nd, 2011, 2:25 am

Granted. You can only walk through walls constructed of jello.

I wish I didn't already have a massively receding hairline while only in my early 20s.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Wander Tones » March 2nd, 2011, 2:27 am

Granted, but now people think bald people are attractive, especially this hunk:

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I wish that I was a ninja.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby CaptainCricket » March 2nd, 2011, 2:31 am

The life of a ninja is brutal. On your first infiltration mission you get a volley of throwing needles to the leg, causing injury from which you never recover.

I wish I could stick to walls, Spider-Man style.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby corruption » March 2nd, 2011, 2:48 am

You can. Unfortuantly one of those window cleaning machines comes down on you, turning you into a bloody smear they then have to clean up.

I wish for sexy (as I consider sexy), female, humanoid nymphomaniacs to try killing all the men in the world by f***ing them to dead by exhaustion.


P.S. Genies were originally called Djinns. They granted wishes, but in ways that were horrible and terrifying. Often the person would be willing to sell their soul to have another wish just to undo the damage of a previous wish.
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