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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Wander Tones » March 2nd, 2011, 2:53 am

Granted, but there is a growing force of satyrs to counteract the nymphomaniacs.

I wish for more genies!
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mr Aids » March 2nd, 2011, 4:40 am

Granted, but instead of granting wishes they all beat you up.

I wish for a yoyo.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 2nd, 2011, 9:53 am

You are now a yo-yo. Oh, wait, was that not what you said? Oh well.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Afrohawkman » March 2nd, 2011, 10:08 am

Granted! Unfortunately, because of how popular they are, they're barely ever in stock. But you can take rainchecks! :D

I wish this wish didn't come tru-

Ahaha just kidding. I think I did that last time. I wish I could breathe underwater and on land and could switch between them whenever I wanted.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 2nd, 2011, 10:16 am

Granted. You can now switch between being on land and being in the water, whenever you want. But, you can only breath underwater when you're on land. (hmm... not much changed...)

I wish there were more thread-altering wishes.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 2nd, 2011, 5:51 pm

Granted, but a fatal accident makes this sentence useless.

I wish for an original Bone comic signed by Jeff Smith.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby CaptainCricket » March 2nd, 2011, 6:55 pm

(I have a first edition volume 1 you could have now that I have the one-volume edition, if I had any way of getting it to you...not signed though)

Granted, but the Jeff Smith it's signed by is a filthy hobo in an alleyway that just happened to be named that, and he got his filthy hobo juices all over it when he signed it, driving its potential value even lower.

I wish for some pizza.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Reigan » March 2nd, 2011, 7:28 pm

Granted. Here's some burnt pizza, with extra squid insides and spider-droppings.

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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby CaptainCricket » March 2nd, 2011, 7:45 pm

Granted. It shouts them at you. Constantly. With no way to turn it off.

I wish to not feel like a thread hog for posting so much.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 2nd, 2011, 7:54 pm

Done. Now you're a real hog who can't think.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby SushiGummy » March 2nd, 2011, 7:56 pm

Granted. You are now working on your new comic, "Posts I Make on Forum Games."

I wish I had the ability to convince anybody to do anything.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 2nd, 2011, 8:04 pm

huh... I don't remember deciding to start a comic like that... :/ Oh well, if SushiGummy says so...
Besides me, you have the ability to convince geyany123 to do anything. (and, if a person gets a username with "anybody" in it in the future, them too)

Oh, and... I wish I could rewrite the physical rules of perspective.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Mata Nui » March 2nd, 2011, 8:20 pm

CaptainCricket wrote:I wish to not feel like a thread hog for posting so much.

(I've posted a lot, too. Although...I started this topic.)

Granted, but now you see everything out of your right foot.

I wish for some new, unopened Lime Sherbet.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Guest » March 2nd, 2011, 9:02 pm

A mountain of lime sherbert falls on top of you, and you decide that you hate it's flavor.

I wish i didn't make this wish.
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Re: Genie Wishes

Postby Asj » March 2nd, 2011, 9:04 pm

Spoiler! :
Done. The Sherbet is in perfect condition and fit for human consumption.
...I hope you realize you've just developed a deadly allergy for lime flavoring...

D: I was too slow.
You now haven't made that wish. But, it still counts as one of your three wishes.

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