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Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 8:47 pm
by Mata Nui
How to play:
The person above asks for a wish.
The person below makes the wish come true but in a bad way.
The person below posts another wish.
Example:

Mata Nui:
I wish I could jump high.

Next Smackjeever:
I turn you into a frog.
I wish I could fly.

STARTING NOW:
I wish for one million American dollars.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 8:50 pm
by Nigz
You have gained a million dollar however it was dirty mafia money and they want to collect

I wish I had a deahtnote

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 8:52 pm
by Reigan
*Passes you a slip of paper with the word "Death" scribble on it*

I wish there was no such thing as Homework.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 8:55 pm
by Mata Nui
Fine. No more Homwork. As a result, 8 more hours are added to school to make up the homework and those who have already graduated are sent back to school to make up those extra hours in the 12 years of their lives spent in school.

I wish for bacon.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 8:56 pm
by KonaTobennh
Granted. It's made from baby seals and kittens.

I wish that the next person got what he/she wanted.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 8:57 pm
by Nigz
Mata Nui wrote:Fine. No more Homwork. As a result, 8 more hours are added to school to make up the homework and those who have already graduated are sent back to school to make up those extra hours in the 12 years of their lives spent in school.

I wish for bacon.


Causes a pig to explode in front of you and adds salt to the meat that remains...here ya go buddy =p

I wish for it to stop snowing =(

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 9:09 pm
by Mata Nui
Your country gets a drought forever.

I wish for me to meet Chuck Norris personally without him hurting me.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 9:14 pm
by SushiGummy
I GET TO GRANT TWO WISHES.

Mata Nui wrote:I wish for me to meet Chuck Norris personally without him hurting me.

He hurts you anyway. The rules don't apply for Chuck Norris.

KonaTobennh wrote:I wish that the next person got what he/she wanted.

I don't want your wish to come true, thus forming a paradox. Great job destroying everything.

I wish my hair was more perfect than it already is.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 9:19 pm
by Mata Nui
You're given a cute little hare. It's better than the old one cause he's not real. And for the hair / hare problem: The genie didn't hear you correctly.

I wish for season of the 2010 Doctor Who DVD that is not illegal.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 9:57 pm
by dunklen
granted, you only illegal things.

i wish for something bad.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 10:03 pm
by MacSimon
The next morning you experience the most perfect day of your life...except for a tiy bad thing. SO TINY IT IRKS YOU FOREVER.

I wish i could win an Oscar.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 10:13 pm
by Nigz
MacSimon wrote:The next morning you experience the most perfect day of your life...except for a tiy bad thing. SO TINY IT IRKS YOU FOREVER.

I wish i could win an Oscar.


you won a contest and your prize is to take care of oscar the grouch for the rest of your days

I wish I was a super sayin

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 10:26 pm
by Warlin
You were. And now you're not. DO HO HO H-
Arhm.

I wish for whirled peas.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 11:39 pm
by YakkitySax
You get split pea soup, but it spills in your lap.

I wish I had a giant pet octopus I could use as a guard dog.

Re: Genie Wishes

PostPosted: February 28th, 2011, 11:52 pm
by SushiGummy
You get your giant pet octopus, but it's still useless out of water.

I wish I could spawn sandwiches.