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Postby Mr Aids » March 5th, 2011, 11:11 pm

I thought it would be good to have a sort of archive of funny things people have said on the forums, I think this was done over at the old forums with cutething but let's make it broader. This will inevitably be filled with Sonic-ock quotes but whatever.

Here's a recent one.

Gibson Twist wrote:
Mr Aids wrote:
Gibson Twist wrote:AND STOP PUTTING STUPID PEOPLE ON TELEVISION!!


Well where else are we supposed to put them?


You stick their heads in their asses and you keep pushing them deeper and deeper like an ouroboros until they just vanish forever with that little 'ploink!' noise, and then everyone has tea and cakes with smiles made out of icing.
kevansevans wrote:
robybang wrote:Also, it's the internet, people always argue over dumb stuff.

Nuh uh
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby mosama » March 5th, 2011, 11:24 pm

Mr Aids wrote: This will inevitably be filled with Sonic-ock quotes but whatever.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Wander Tones » March 5th, 2011, 11:26 pm

tezzle wrote:I had a sad.
Q wrote:A couple of hours ago, I realised that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak - I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me; I lost consciousness.
Picard wrote:You fell asleep.

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby UrbanMysticDee » March 6th, 2011, 12:07 am

Vitotamito wrote:Wait, are you sayin that Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon lezzed out and made Twilight Sparkle?
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby lonk » March 6th, 2011, 7:54 am

russel4reeves wrote:YOUR POWER IS AWESOME YOU CAN CHOP ANYTHING



You can never outbot russel4reeves, Leadzumba.
bricks wrote:my mother mentioned to my uncle that i would like horror manga for my bday....so he gives me horror manga.. aka horrible manga aka 2 vols of hetalia


Seven Rain wrote:Here, how about some more animals being d-Umm... Jerks.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Nymine » March 6th, 2011, 9:03 am

xkrazydog wrote:
Sonic-ock wrote:
xkrazydog wrote:
This should be a new form of hello. I'll be so much happier.
Guys are way too modest nowadays! Everyone should greet each other by BOOB GROPE. I mean, if worse comes to worse ITS A COMPLIMENT BORN FROM CURIOSITY. and well... a how do you ladies do?

I speaks the language of dem titties.


Everyone speaks the language of tits!
Grope once: Hello you feel nice.
Grope them both: You're looking lovely today.
Grope again: Let's be friends.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Amante » March 6th, 2011, 12:59 pm

Gibson Twist wrote:
YakkitySax wrote:
Gibson Twist wrote:
I did actually get it. XYZ ain't just for undone zippers.


<3 you forever now, then.


Aw, shucks...you're 18, right?
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » March 6th, 2011, 3:32 pm

Vitotamito wrote:
MacSimon wrote:I'm SO getting those amazing sideburns.


A man can't buy sideburns. He's gotta earn them.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Afrohawkman » March 6th, 2011, 3:33 pm

Afrohawkman wrote:You may not have the full deck of cards, but that doesn't mean you can't play a game with what you have
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Aikaterine » March 6th, 2011, 10:00 pm

Because of long quote, here, have some spoilers.

Spoiler! :
Admin wrote:Some of you might have noticed a brief period of time yesterday when Smack Jeeves was not available via the series of tubes we call the internet. You might be wondering, "What the heck happened, Smack Jeeves?" Well, that is a legitimate question, and I'm here to answer it.

It all started when a aggressively territorial basement spider infiltrated the server room of our hosting provider in Chicago. On this particular day, the spider, named Greg, managed to walk through a puddle of highly toxic foreign material that spontaneously accumulated in the streets of Chicago. Following that, he entered the data center via a series of exhaust vents (as the server room is powered by the continuous burning of coal) and proceeded to actually crawl inside of Smack Jeeves' server through a PCIe slot that had been left open on the back of the server case. Greg somehow managed to lodge himself between the processor and the heatsink and he actually melted into the motherboard, causing an electrical shockwave which bound his synapses and nervous system to the silicon connecting to the chipset and processor. From here, Greg fabricated an intricate network of electromachinery, forming an exoskeleton of steel, wires, and robot legs, with which he assimilated the remaining servers in the datacenter, transforming into a murderous, rampaging death-robot-spider. Greg then smashed through the outside wall of the server room, entering the streets of Chicago and proceeding to break into a nearby Dunkin' Donuts, stealing all of their Munchkins. The National Guard was quickly called in to quell the situation, and Greg's rampage met a violently tragic end. Luckily, no one was hurt, except for Greg. It took the server admins at WiredTree a few hours to recover the data lost from the accident and get us up and running on a new server in a different data center. Everything seems to be fine now, please let me know if you continue to experience any more availability issues.

Rest in peace, Greg.

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Seven Rain » March 6th, 2011, 10:08 pm

Gibson Twist wrote:My sideburns killed a guy once, but they'll never find the body.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Amante » March 6th, 2011, 11:54 pm

Haha Gibson returns and already is quoted three times.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Seven Rain » March 7th, 2011, 12:02 am

He probably won't grace us with his presence for long before he rides off into the sunset again, so we better enjoy it while it lasts.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby SuperBiasedMan » March 7th, 2011, 3:42 pm

h0lyhandgrenade wrote:.... that boobs with a lisp?
Snuffan and on a separate occasion, my dad wrote:"don´t be a girls who needs a man, be the girl a man need"

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby lonk » March 7th, 2011, 4:02 pm

Seven Rain wrote:
Shadowblade2584 wrote:Good battle system.If you have 10000 HP,but then what if you randomly had 0 after 2 seconds?Without those,RPG's would cease to exist and that means I get no Final Fantasy or Chrono Trigger.

... What?
bricks wrote:my mother mentioned to my uncle that i would like horror manga for my bday....so he gives me horror manga.. aka horrible manga aka 2 vols of hetalia


Seven Rain wrote:Here, how about some more animals being d-Umm... Jerks.
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