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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » January 21st, 2013, 4:56 pm

"I believe Jesus was quite fond of [children's] company, but of course he and Joseph were only carpenters, not nearly such fine folk as we."
-A British noblewoman in From Time to Time
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby walkin_talkin_apocolyps » January 24th, 2013, 1:35 pm

i been watchin a lot of W.I.T.C.H. and i noticed that i been runnin around my house yellin "Guardians Unite!" at my dog. so i guess thats one of my new favorite quotes
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » February 20th, 2013, 4:29 am

mitchellbravo wrote:...it's at least *understandable* relative to poop in a location where someone had to touch it to get it there. Blatantly manipulated poop. Even if it was a child doing it, even if the parent sent the child into the bathroom on their own and the child decided to play Michelangelo, wouldn't the parents then see the remnants on the kid's hands? There are clues, man. Poop-touchers aren't like serial killers. They don't seem like normal, well-adjusted people who would never do something like that. They touch poop. They touch poop.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby flyingtoast » March 24th, 2013, 1:10 pm

METAL GEAR SOLID RISING REVENGEANCE: GUNS OF THE PEACE EATERS
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 5th, 2013, 8:31 pm

Something I've said on multiple occasions at school.

No matter what you do, no matter how great you are or how successful you become, you will always be punished by the wrongdoings of others.


Depressing, but very, very true. Just like life.
Guy in the Smash Training Day commercial wrote:TORNADO UPPERCUT!
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby flyingtoast » April 24th, 2013, 10:36 pm

man how are people supposed to know if im blinking or winking

#cyclops problems
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby melaredblu » April 24th, 2013, 11:15 pm

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. -George F. Will
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Mundius » April 25th, 2013, 12:13 pm

Nintendo's 2010 E3 Announcement Recap- "New Zelda, New GoldenEye, New Kirby, New Metroid, New Kid Icarus, New 3D shit, no glasses, Santa Claus is real, he's in our booth, and he's giving out fucking handjobs. Nintendo, bitches! We out."
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 26th, 2013, 8:06 am

This is one of the greatest quotes ever.

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby LawfullyEvil » April 29th, 2013, 6:33 pm

Aaayy! - The Fonz
Aaayyy! The Fonz
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby flyingtoast » May 1st, 2013, 7:11 pm

Sharp: do not touch, do not lick, do not absorb through osmosis.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Mundius » May 1st, 2013, 7:28 pm

Fitz: If I didn't have this many clothes, I wouldn't be able to climb up to this.
Liquor: What is that thing behind that thing there?
Fitz: Some kind of lock.
Liquor: A-wha?
Fitz: It's a lock.
Liquor: Is it?
Fitz: A lock.
Liquor: Is it?
Fitz: A lock.
Liquor: Is it?
Fitz: Lock.
Liquor: It?
Fitz: Lock.
Liquor: It?
Fitz: Lock.
Liquor: It?
Fitz: Lock.
Liquor: It?
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby MOTR » May 2nd, 2013, 10:26 am

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -The Buddha
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Kurona » May 13th, 2013, 8:17 am

Tahu & Kopeke, Reign of Shadows wrote:"And we're not going to give him that time ... we're going to do a Pohatu on him."
"A Pohatu?"
"That's right. 'When in doubt, smash everything and hope you're somewhere else when it all goes boom.'"
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby aqua the hedgie » May 13th, 2013, 11:40 am

Kurona wrote:Gender: Male. Or god. We really don't know.
corruption wrote:What's the difference? One attacks people, causing massive property damage, kills a lot of people and is feared by many people as they meddle with forces they don't even begin to understand, let alone be able to control, and the other is a villain.
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