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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby robybang » May 13th, 2013, 2:11 pm

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby MisterMacanulty » May 13th, 2013, 2:17 pm

Our Valued Customers wrote:If you didn't want people going on twitter and calling you a retarded baby fucker, you shouldn't have started making comics in the first place!
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby aqua the hedgie » May 15th, 2013, 10:51 am

corruption wrote:What's the difference? One attacks people, causing massive property damage, kills a lot of people and is feared by many people as they meddle with forces they don't even begin to understand, let alone be able to control, and the other is a villain.
corruption wrote:What's the difference? One attacks people, causing massive property damage, kills a lot of people and is feared by many people as they meddle with forces they don't even begin to understand, let alone be able to control, and the other is a villain.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Kurona » May 15th, 2013, 11:05 am

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » June 21st, 2013, 9:22 am

Nymine wrote:You know, I'm starting to realize that there are a *lot* of movies that could be boiled down to "Man with no pants kills people". There's a lesson to be learned in that realization somewhere.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Seven Rain » August 6th, 2013, 8:37 pm

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I'm sure I'm the only one here who'd crack up at this but eh, I miss this thread.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Kurona » August 7th, 2013, 11:46 am

I used to have the looks. Now, I am the look.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » October 24th, 2013, 11:34 pm

The Stegosaurus lived 150 million years ago. Meanwhile, the Tyrannosaurus Rex lived 67 million years ago. That means the T-Rex is closer in time to seeing a Justin Bieber concert than seeing a live Stegosaurus.


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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby mikemacdee » October 25th, 2013, 1:21 am

I don't know any funny quotes from 'round here, but on rare occasions we get amusing chat room quotes over at Gamejolt, the indie game community I frequent.
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06:30 BLACKPEN industries: DAGGERHOG TAKES 30 POINTS OF DAMAGE

06:30 BLACKPEN industries: DAGGERHOG USES PROTECT

06:30 BLACKPEN industries: BUT IT FAILED!

06:30 DaggerHog: I'm not sure why it suddenly became a Pokemon RP chat in here

06:30 BLACKPEN industries: SNAKE USES HARDEN

06:30 BLACKPEN industries: SNAKE EVOLVED INTO BONER

06:30 BLACKPEN industries: BONER USES PROD

06:30 BLACKPEN industries: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

06:31 AndrewNoWare: oh dear

06:31 BLACKPEN industries: DAGGERHOG FAITNS

06:31 BLACKPEN industries: *FAINTS

06:31 Mike MacDee: MOD USES BAN

06:31 Mike MacDee: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » October 25th, 2013, 10:01 pm

mikemacdee wrote:I don't know any funny quotes from 'round here, but on rare occasions we get amusing chat room quotes over at Gamejolt, the indie game community I frequent.

Won't worry about moving it, but we do have another thread more for conversations, just to keep things tidy. :)
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby mikemacdee » October 26th, 2013, 1:37 am

Ah, hell, never noticed that one.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Seven Rain » November 4th, 2013, 11:08 pm

My friend Clint wrote:I'm gonna start a tough-guy hardcore band called "Bill of Fights."
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Kurona » November 4th, 2013, 11:10 pm

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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Master_72 » November 5th, 2013, 7:29 am

that's cause I'm a goddamned Canadian, and it's goddam cold here, but i like it that way, cause if it was goddamn hot, people would start moaning "It's goddamn hot!" but since it's cold, you have no choice but to suck it up so everybody sees your a true effin Canadian, eh


Never before have I seen as many goddamns in one phrase.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » November 7th, 2013, 11:00 pm

robybang wrote:Love is only liking cherry and strawberry Starbursts and finding someone who only likes the lemon and orange flavors.
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