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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby mitchellbravo » November 13th, 2013, 7:07 pm

So there's a thing now where the bot reads every facebook status you've ever made, I guess, and makes up fake ones that sound like something you would say. Most of mine don't make sense, but here's a few ones that are cracking me up. If I'm anywhere near this funny normally, I do not get why I don't have more people being my friend IRL.

robot me wrote:time for endless unstoppable drone of the game.


robot me wrote:Krabs ever does Hank Hill say nightynight and kiss me, just special, dawg [Friend Name]


robot me wrote:Reason, logic, I don't give a crap a monster


robot me wrote:PERFECT LAUNDRY CUBE <3<3<3
lmao

robot me wrote:ALSO CAPRI SUN. which defies logic, as much ass.


robot me wrote:a real Christopher Walken wants to watch Sheriff Bingo?

Sheriff Bingo was a short comedy I wrote and directed for my film & tv intro production class. I would be honored if a real Christopher Walken wanted to watch it.

robot me wrote:ALSO CAPRI SUN. which professes to turn you

robot me is fucking hysterical

robot me wrote:shana peel amar, ein sabon radio!

the messed up tail end of the "no soap radio" joke in Hebrew

robot me wrote:roasty toasty poasty OH MY internet so slow at drawing on a boat regatta of my LIFE! tonight from 68 pm, 91.3 FM or something.

jesus christ

robot me wrote:And I got really uncomfortable



ok ok only two more i promise

robot me wrote:kevin bacon fell asleep


robot me wrote:shitty ass murale over which normally just kills the person, but after drawing the character over at getting work


robot me wrote:NO BUT I'M bein' a troll.









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robot me wrote:that one's pretty good.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Master_72 » November 14th, 2013, 7:41 pm

Here's one I literally had just now.
NoodleBeri wrote:Granted, but your Enderdragon is really, really tiny, maybe even microscopic size. to the point where it can't really do anything useful.

I wish I could try all the delicious food in the world !

Master_72 wrote:Granted. Goat heads are considered a delicacy in lebanon. Same goes for beetle soup in Japan. Bon Appetit.

I wish I could Fus-Roh-Dah in real life.

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Master_72 wrote:Granted. Goat heads are considered a delicacy in lebanon. Same goes for beetle soup in Japan. Bon Appetit.

I wish I could Fus-Roh-Dah in real life.


lol good one. I tried this before: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_spider
bring it on haha.

Master_72 wrote:Did you enjoy it?

NoodleBeri wrote:It tasted like chicken... but I only ate the legs.

Master_72 wrote:In that case, let me redo my last post: Fried chicken is considered a delicacy in America. Bon appetit.

There, fix'd it.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » January 24th, 2014, 2:21 am

I'm starting to like the cut of this man's gibberish.
-General on The Tick


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Darths and Droids wrote:In many game situations it can pay to be crazy prepared. You need an answer for everything the GM throws at you, and the less you have to think on your feet, the better.

The character you want to emulate here is Batman. He carries around a piece of kryptonite, just in case Superman turns evil.

You should carry around a piece of kryptonite too. Just in case an evil Superman shows up in your elven forest.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Alienoid » January 24th, 2014, 2:41 am

Remember kids, sue protection!


I love typos sometimse.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » March 13th, 2014, 4:00 am

diceknight wrote:Image
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby mitchellbravo » March 13th, 2014, 1:58 pm

Ddraigeneth wrote:
diceknight wrote:Image



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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Mr Aids » March 20th, 2014, 11:59 pm

mitchellbravo wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote: Unfortunately none of my friends up here care for anything that isn't either outdoorsy activities, First person shooter video games, drinking heavily, or getting laid, so I'm in a league of my own up here.


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robybang wrote:Also, it's the internet, people always argue over dumb stuff.

Nuh uh
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » June 30th, 2014, 11:07 pm

avian-reader wrote:People have already thought I'm a woman over the phone and black on the net, so I can just add Jewish to the list xD I just need to be a lesbian too, then I'll be totally hip and fabulous xD
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » July 1st, 2014, 1:42 am

"When you say something, it depends on what part of the United States you are in as to just how dumb you are." -Burt Reynolds, in Smokey & the Bandit

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."- Mark Twain

"...for the worth of a man's character is proven not by how he treats his friends nor his enemies, but by how he treats a total stranger." - The Overseer, in "The Sixth Bar" (comic on Smackjeeves)

"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your gun within arm's reach." My Uncle Mike (I think)
sanspants wrote:Man, I bet the NSA guys know where to find the best porn.

Sonic-ock wrote:I, the procrastination fairy, am glad to have been a positive influence on the community.
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » July 4th, 2014, 10:20 pm

"I am going to shove sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit nothing but warm summer days."
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Oly-RRR » June 7th, 2015, 3:41 pm

Put this sick bucket on your head - it's like being in your own little room!

-someone on the Ouch podcast but I'm afraid I can't remember who

Teehee, I am so going to use this thread, I developed a habit of writing down stuff like that pretty much any time I hear it. :lol:
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » June 12th, 2015, 5:44 pm

You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
-Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Oly-RRR » June 21st, 2015, 10:29 pm

"I can't avoid the conclusion that the really nice people don't keep asking themselves if they seem nice ...smug bastards!!"
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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » July 4th, 2015, 3:49 am

mraab wrote:
Oly-RRR wrote:...gosh, I guess you guys will be all drinking and fireworking (which is totally a verb) tomorrow! :mrgreen:

I'll be having straight white christian missionary position sex with a bald eagle on a BBQ while holding a beer tomorrow. Later, me and the eagle will share a smooth American cigarette whilst we watch the patriotic fireworks...


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Re: Favourite Quotes Thread

Postby Oly-RRR » July 17th, 2015, 10:30 pm

"WE HAD IT ALL, WE FUCKED UP BIGGER AND BETTER THAN ANY GENERATION THAT CAME BEFORE US, WE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL!!"
Nathan's speech from Misfits
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