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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Master_72 » October 2nd, 2013, 2:46 pm

I'm so tough i don't steal things from chucknorrisfacts.com.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Alienoid » October 2nd, 2013, 4:23 pm

I'm so tough I can (with minor injuries, of course).
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Master_72 » October 2nd, 2013, 4:42 pm

I'm so tough I'm the boss of all the bosses.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Alienoid » October 2nd, 2013, 4:55 pm

I'm so tough I went on an epic journey without any of my friends/family dying beforehand.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Master_72 » October 2nd, 2013, 7:00 pm

I'm so tough I've played through every pokemon game with nothing but a single Magikarp.

Half-true story dat.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Poppykook » October 17th, 2013, 10:28 pm

I'm so tough that I ate your Magikarp - without any tartar sauce.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Alienoid » October 17th, 2013, 10:29 pm

I'm so tough I invented inventions with my feet.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby ClareSilver47 » October 17th, 2013, 11:34 pm

I'm so tough that I can't believe it
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby mikemacdee » October 18th, 2013, 2:43 am

I'm so tough Maxxis Tires has a patent on me.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Master_72 » November 9th, 2013, 1:14 pm

I'm so tough I eat grenades seconds before they blow up

For breakfast.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Brawlitup99 » November 15th, 2013, 1:28 pm

I've lifted a car...
WITH MY NOSE!
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Master_72 » November 15th, 2013, 7:18 pm

I'm so tough, I can date Ryu's sister whenever I want to.

Whenever I ask him he always tells me "Sure you can!".
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby 1ce_k1d » November 15th, 2013, 11:53 pm

I'm so tough I don't need to finish m
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Alienoid » November 16th, 2013, 12:37 am

I'm so tough I eat Ironman for breakfast.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

Postby Master_72 » November 16th, 2013, 5:26 pm

I'm so touch I eat The hulk for breakfast.

With Ironman sprinkles.
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