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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby The_Hankerchief » January 25th, 2015, 5:12 am

Because I can see the future. The judge is gonna let him off on a technicality; best to pull a Dexter.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy my buddy's $50 '89 Dodge Caravan, hack it up to the are frame, and turn it into a badass go-kart.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 25th, 2015, 2:37 pm

Because you won't be allowed to enter it in the Mushroom Cup.

Give me one good reason to not take a trip to Japan to buy video game merchandise and weird junk food.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 25th, 2015, 3:35 pm

Because it'll be too kawaii desu desu. And because the Yakuzas will steal your wallet.

Give me one good reason why I'm just laying around like an indolent lump.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 25th, 2015, 5:34 pm

Because I melted your bones.

Give me one good reason why I should breathe.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 25th, 2015, 7:46 pm

Because it's what the cool kids are doing.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't start calling the washing machine the clothes wetter.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 25th, 2015, 8:36 pm

Because the primary purpose of a washing machine is to get clothes wet.

Give me one good reason why I should start calling the dryer the clothes wetter.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 25th, 2015, 10:00 pm

Because I already copyrighted the name Clothes Wetter™.

Give me one good reason not to steal SUGauthor's avatar.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 25th, 2015, 11:10 pm

Because then when you reply to SUG (or vice versa) it looks like he's talking to himself.


Give me one good reason to binge-watch Blues Clues.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 26th, 2015, 12:24 am

In 1000 years, historians will look back on our time period and identify Blue's Clues as the single best piece of literature written in our life spans. Future generations will be taught what Blue's Clues is before they learn what Shakespeare is.


Give me one good reason to build a time machine and ride with the dinosaurs.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 26th, 2015, 2:31 am

Because then you can see if the 1994 sitcom Dinosaurs was historically accurate.

1ce_k1d wrote:Because then when you reply to SUG (or vice versa) it looks like he's talking to himself.


That seems like a good reason to do it

Give me one good reason to go back in time and sucker punch my past self.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 26th, 2015, 3:15 am

Because then you never would have viciously stolen my avatar.


Give me one good reason not to unleash a swarm of locusts onto the Earth.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 26th, 2015, 3:24 am

Because plagues of locusts are so last millennia

Give me one good reason not to pull your mask off.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 26th, 2015, 3:28 am

Because he had his avatar first.

Give me one good reason to steal SUG and Roby's avatars.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 26th, 2015, 3:32 am

There isn't one.

Give me one good reason to pet my dog.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 26th, 2015, 7:38 am

Because if you don't, it'll hold a grudge.

Give me one good reason why the cat's obsessed with the underneath of my bed.
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