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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 26th, 2015, 3:57 pm

Because he's building a shrine to summon Bastet, the Egyptian cat god to return and rule the earth.

Give me one good reason to stop using SUGauthor's avatar.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 26th, 2015, 4:58 pm

Because you're making him believe he has a split personality.

Give me one good reason why there's bacon in the soap.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 26th, 2015, 5:06 pm

Because someone didn't realize that the Invader Zim bit wasn't a request.

Give me one good reason not to steal all the Baja Blast syrup from Taco Bell.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 26th, 2015, 5:24 pm

Taco Bell employees have a license to kill.

Give me one good reason to become a Taco Bell employee.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby robybang » January 26th, 2015, 6:07 pm

You get to try menu items before the customers.

Give me one good reason why a lightsaber with laser crossguards is a good idea.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby devil-wears-converse » January 26th, 2015, 7:16 pm

Because it'll block the oponent's lightsaber from catching your hand (maybe?)

Give me one good reason why I should ditch my work and start my weekend early.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 26th, 2015, 9:31 pm

Because then they'll send out the Canadian Mafia.

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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 26th, 2015, 10:18 pm

Because it wasn't Kid Tested or Mother Approved.


Give me one good reason to have the last donut.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 27th, 2015, 12:36 pm

That donut is actually a nuclear bomb, and will explode if no one eats it.

Give me one good reason to set fire to the rain.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 27th, 2015, 4:10 pm

Cuz fire's puuuuuuuuuurty.

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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 27th, 2015, 8:04 pm

Because then my priceless collection of Paper mache bottle caps would be destroyed!

Give me one good reason to start a new world ice age.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 28th, 2015, 12:51 am

Then the yeti will rules the Earth like they were supposed to.

Give me one good reason why this once long dead thread now has 4 pages.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » January 28th, 2015, 1:20 am

We already answered this one:

SUGauthor wrote:Give me one good reason why I inexplicably decided to revive a 4 year old thread.


Admin wrote:Because this thread has not yet fulfilled its destiny


Not quite the same question but the answer applies just as well.


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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby The_Hankerchief » January 28th, 2015, 2:34 am

Because everyone knows Goku totally kicked Superman's ass.

Give me one good reason why I should go party with Sonic-ock.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 28th, 2015, 4:12 pm

Because he has a chocolate fountain.

Give me one good reason why there's a weasel gnawing on my shoulder.
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