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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby The_Hankerchief » January 28th, 2015, 8:42 pm

maelstrom51210 wrote:Because he has a chocolate fountain.

Give me one good reason why there's a weasel gnawing on my shoulder.

Because you opened the box of half-rabid weasels that you got at the donut shop....in Alllllllllllllbuquerque!!!!!!

Give me one good reason why driving a semi-truck with a stick shift is better than a semi-truck with an automatic. (Doing this right now, and it's awesome!)
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 30th, 2015, 1:05 am

Because automatic stick shifts haven't been invented yet.

Give me one good reason to make a potato battery.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » February 20th, 2015, 5:11 pm

Because it would solve the world's energy crisis!

Give me one good reason to start a new energy crisis.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby 1ce_k1d » February 21st, 2015, 6:08 pm

So that I can solve it with potatoes.

Give me one good reason to solve his crisis.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » February 21st, 2015, 8:13 pm

Because you'll get a Nobel Peacey Prize.

Give me one good reason not to steal your Noble Peacey Prize.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby The_Hankerchief » February 21st, 2015, 8:50 pm

Because that would be neither noble or peaceful.

Give me one good reason why I'm still single.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Viival » February 22nd, 2015, 12:59 am

Because you hang around on webcomic sites ...I'm sorry, was that too much?

Give me one good reason why I'm still single.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby The_Hankerchief » February 22nd, 2015, 1:24 am

Because that was too much. ;)

Give me one good reason why I should stay up tonight.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Sonic-ock » February 22nd, 2015, 1:33 am

It's that darn Orb of Garkath! I keep telling you not to bring your cursed artifacts with you when you go trolling for dates!

Give me one good reason to drink hot tea? This is America, I'll drink my tea on ice and filled wit various liquors thank you very much.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Chris chris » February 22nd, 2015, 1:36 am

Because of that time you were really sick and I filled the tub with mint scented bubble bath and gave you a cup of chamomile hot tea and how good you felt when you drank it while soaking in the bubbly bathy.

Give me one good reason why I'm still awake!
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby The_Hankerchief » February 22nd, 2015, 3:52 am

Because Ock is sick, you've filled the tub with mint-scented bubble bath, got chamomile tea brewing, and are helping Ock enjoy his bubbly bathy.

Give me one good reason why I should get my psychopathic convict cichlid another tank mate, since he killed the last one.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Guest » February 22nd, 2015, 9:45 pm

Because you need to straighten up your cichild. If it continues to kill things willy nilly, the neighbors will talk. And you know what happens when the neighbors talk.

Give me one good reason to put on makeup tomorrow.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Chris chris » February 22nd, 2015, 10:08 pm

Because fuck the man. Yeah fuck the man man, man. Yeah. You do what you want when you want how you want why you want where you want. Yeah.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't eat an entire bag of these delicious donuts.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » February 22nd, 2015, 10:47 pm

Because then you'll vomit. Like a little fountain. Of vomit. And glaze.

Give me one good reason to scrub that image out of my eyes.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Guest » February 23rd, 2015, 1:15 am

Because Hollywood could make loads of money on your story. Maybe add a love triangle, an abusive family, play up your socioeconomic status... You know, the usual.

Give me one good reason why there's so many gosh darned Stephen Hawking dramas.
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