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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » February 23rd, 2015, 5:49 pm

Because chicks dig Stephen Hawking.

Give me one good reason why the above statement is true.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby corruption » February 27th, 2015, 3:25 am

They like to get pickaxes and dig his insides while he is alive. It is an elaberite attempt to arrange women to kill him just to stop those dramas.

Give me one good reason I should not drug politicians until they are highly suggestable and make them walk naked in front of a parade.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » February 27th, 2015, 4:25 am

Because Politicians are mean, and they have access to hit men.

Give me one good reason to reclassify dolphins as sunflowers.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Master_72 » February 27th, 2015, 8:12 am

Well Dolphins are clearly sunflowers if you look at them from the right angle and lighting.

Give me one good reason to stay on this thread.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » February 27th, 2015, 12:14 pm

Because you're a shining beacon in our lives.

Give me one good reason to conquer the world.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Guest » February 27th, 2015, 11:00 pm

Because who gives a shit about democracy anyways, eh? Am I right, or am I right?

Give me one good reason why stainless steel is only "stainless" with special cleaning substances pertaining only to that material.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby corruption » February 28th, 2015, 8:28 pm

Because it is a good marketing gimmick

Give me one good reason not to force sane people to watch Eddy Murphy movies as torture. (I know some of you are thinking because they are funny, but I specified sane.)
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Guest » March 5th, 2015, 10:58 pm

Because no rightful family audience (which is what Murphy aims for, let's be honest) hates all that is his movies. They tend to love them, actually.

Give me one reason why cheesecake is just so goddamned delicious, but having anything even approaching a large slice will fill you up before you're even close to done.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby JaeBabii1121 » March 12th, 2015, 11:46 am

Because magical elves and fairies put some kind of spell on the cheesecake.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't slap my neighbor
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby SUGauthor » March 12th, 2015, 1:59 pm

Because your neighbor lines their cheek with titanium.

Give one good reason why orange is the new black.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Nondescript » March 12th, 2015, 2:29 pm

Because cops now arrest white people too! So, you know, like, cops always arrest on racial presumptions, but now they arrest white people to not look racist even though everybody knows that cops are racist. Uh, yeah. And prisoners wear orange, so that too.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby maelstrom51210 » March 12th, 2015, 8:34 pm

Because it deserves to be dropped. That jerk.

Give me one good reason not to convince people that the world is ending.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby corruption » March 13th, 2015, 12:54 am

Because they may believe you, and thinking they have nothing to lose might try to sexually molest and/or murder you just for fun. (I had a few close calls, so trust me on this) Even if they are people you find attractive, it doesn't work out in the end as they had being tricked and manipulated. Get someone else to convince them for you.

Give me one good reason why I should not play songs in inappropiate places, like "Life is a lemon" at a suicides funneral, "Beat it" over the PA system at a soccor riot, "Suicide is painless" down a depression helpline and other such places.
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Re: Give Me One Good Reason

Postby Guest » March 13th, 2015, 10:18 pm

Because now you're just asking for a nasty lawsuit.

Give me ome good reason why pretty flowers in a vase must wilt within a week.
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