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Postby Poopenheimer » February 29th, 2012, 7:47 pm

I'm sure you can figure out how this one works. (Hint: It's in the title)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Alvarin » March 1st, 2012, 2:21 am

Because you're so stiff it has mistaken you for a log.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2012, 2:28 am

Because the Earth is an early riser.

Why do all of our body parts have to be attached to each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 1st, 2012, 2:31 am

Because Ubisoft owns the rights to Rayman, no-one else.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 2:52 am

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ApaFox » March 1st, 2012, 2:58 am

Because plot!

Why can't we simply walk to Mordor?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Elastikid » March 1st, 2012, 3:03 am

Because Hobbits don't wear shoes and the road is covered in broken glass.

Why didn't GM adopt Toyota's lean manufacturing model?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 3:08 am

Because it's Gubmint Motors, which means it's got to be big.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 1st, 2012, 3:13 am

I would tell you, but I can't read my name tag at this angle.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 3:19 am

Aliens.

Zombies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 1st, 2012, 3:21 am

Pirates.

Ninjas?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2012, 5:28 am

Robots.

Who are you?
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Picard wrote:You fell asleep.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 1st, 2012, 5:42 am

I'm the new guy.

Did satan become a fallen angel because he didn't tie his shoes and tripped?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby kabutoottonin » March 1st, 2012, 6:23 am

NO! He tripped over his scarf. (challenge: draw this!)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2012, 6:34 am

Because too many people are getting bored and making the time drag on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

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Picard wrote:You fell asleep.

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