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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby eishiya » December 29th, 2015, 11:19 pm

mitchellbravo wrote:
eishiya wrote:A man who is not a murderer becomes the god of his tiny world and makes an ocean.

Ponyo?

Nope. This is a live-action thing. And there was no ocean in the world before this guy made it, although lots of people remembered there being one.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Tacbot Unit-89 » December 29th, 2015, 11:54 pm

eishiya wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:
eishiya wrote:A man who is not a murderer becomes the god of his tiny world and makes an ocean.

Ponyo?

Nope. This is a live-action thing. And there was no ocean in the world before this guy made it, although lots of people remembered there being one.


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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby eishiya » December 30th, 2015, 1:05 pm

eishiya wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:
eishiya wrote:A man who is not a murderer becomes the god of his tiny world and makes an ocean.

Ponyo?

Nope. This is a live-action thing. And there was no ocean in the world before this guy made it, although lots of people remembered there being one.

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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mitchellbravo » January 2nd, 2016, 9:16 pm

In a masterfully animated adventure, a dog and squirrel work together to save a cat. The film is full of charming puns and classic movie references, and the multi-dimensional villains are subtly designed to appear as Nazis.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mikemacdee » January 4th, 2016, 3:54 am

mitchellbravo wrote:In a masterfully animated adventure, a dog and squirrel work together to save a cat. The film is full of charming puns and classic movie references, and the multi-dimensional villains are subtly designed to appear as Nazis.

It's hard to tell if you're just describing the movie, or if there's a lot of clever wordplay being used...

My first guesses were Oliver and Company, and Bolt, and neither of those fit.

Also, did I really stump everyone again?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mitchellbravo » January 4th, 2016, 6:28 am

mikemacdee wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:In a masterfully animated adventure, a dog and squirrel work together to save a cat. The film is full of charming puns and classic movie references, and the multi-dimensional villains are subtly designed to appear as Nazis.

It's hard to tell if you're just describing the movie, or if there's a lot of clever wordplay being used...

My first guesses were Oliver and Company, and Bolt, and neither of those fit.

Also, did I really stump everyone again?

Less wordplay, more just sarcasm.

Can you give us another hint on yours?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Seven Rain » January 4th, 2016, 7:02 am

mitchellbravo wrote:In a masterfully animated adventure, a dog and squirrel work together to save a cat. The film is full of charming puns and classic movie references, and the multi-dimensional villains are subtly designed to appear as Nazis.

Oh god is it Foodfight? It's Foodfight, isn't it?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Tacbot Unit-89 » January 4th, 2016, 10:43 am

Seven Rain wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:In a masterfully animated adventure, a dog and squirrel work together to save a cat. The film is full of charming puns and classic movie references, and the multi-dimensional villains are subtly designed to appear as Nazis.

Oh god is it Foodfight? It's Foodfight, isn't it?


I have a sinking feeling you are right.

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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mitchellbravo » January 4th, 2016, 4:51 pm

Seven Rain wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:In a masterfully animated adventure, a dog and squirrel work together to save a cat. The film is full of charming puns and classic movie references, and the multi-dimensional villains are subtly designed to appear as Nazis.

Oh god is it Foodfight? It's Foodfight, isn't it?

IT'S FOODFIGHT
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mikemacdee » March 2nd, 2016, 7:45 am

mitchellbravo wrote:
mikemacdee wrote:Also, did I really stump everyone again?

Can you give us another hint on yours?


They all feature the same protagonist.

mikemacdee wrote:1) Hero goes on a trip to the caribbean to have a word with a very disagreeable physician.
2) A phony aristocrat finds himself surrounded by beautiful, cultured women.
3) A saintly gent gets his hands on a lot more tail than usual.
4) Angry best man doesn't like how his buddies are doing their job, so he quits and goes freelance. Ends up having a real gas.
5) This guy has to break something in outer space. Again. With a much less qualified female sidekick.
6) Our hero proves the age-old saying that you can never go home again. Because some asshole will blow it up.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Zarl » March 2nd, 2016, 2:04 pm

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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Zarl » March 2nd, 2016, 2:06 pm

mikemacdee wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:
mikemacdee wrote:Also, did I really stump everyone again?

Can you give us another hint on yours?


They all feature the same protagonist.

mikemacdee wrote:1) Hero goes on a trip to the caribbean to have a word with a very disagreeable physician.
2) A phony aristocrat finds himself surrounded by beautiful, cultured women.
3) A saintly gent gets his hands on a lot more tail than usual.
4) Angry best man doesn't like how his buddies are doing their job, so he quits and goes freelance. Ends up having a real gas.
5) This guy has to break something in outer space. Again. With a much less qualified female sidekick.
6) Our hero proves the age-old saying that you can never go home again. Because some asshole will blow it up.


I can honestly say with all these hints I have no idea.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mitchellbravo » March 2nd, 2016, 4:05 pm

mikemacdee wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:
mikemacdee wrote:Also, did I really stump everyone again?

Can you give us another hint on yours?


They all feature the same protagonist.

mikemacdee wrote:1) Hero goes on a trip to the caribbean to have a word with a very disagreeable physician.
2) A phony aristocrat finds himself surrounded by beautiful, cultured women.
3) A saintly gent gets his hands on a lot more tail than usual.
4) Angry best man doesn't like how his buddies are doing their job, so he quits and goes freelance. Ends up having a real gas.
5) This guy has to break something in outer space. Again. With a much less qualified female sidekick.
6) Our hero proves the age-old saying that you can never go home again. Because some asshole will blow it up.

Is it somehow the Star Wars films?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Randumbz » March 2nd, 2016, 5:33 pm

Randumbz wrote:There's this girl and she doesn't want to be foam so she meets these guys but then this other guy and his homies try to do an evil chemistry project but they stop it by playing a game.

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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mikemacdee » March 2nd, 2016, 9:31 pm

mitchellbravo wrote:Is it somehow the Star Wars films?

Nope.

You'll have to guess the individual movies on the list. I won't respond to any other guesses on the series as a whole, 'cos that's a bit too easy.

EDIT: Here's one more clue though, which ought to help.

They all feature the same protagonist...but each has a different lead actor.
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