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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mitchellbravo » March 3rd, 2016, 6:27 am

Ahahahaha I think I got it then. But I'll let someone else guess the individual movies, I'm not familiar enough to do it without using wiki which feels like cheating since I know smoeone around here can likely get them without resorting to it.


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mikemacdee wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:
mikemacdee wrote:Also, did I really stump everyone again?

Can you give us another hint on yours?


They all feature the same protagonist.

mikemacdee wrote:1) Hero goes on a trip to the caribbean to have a word with a very disagreeable physician.
2) A phony aristocrat finds himself surrounded by beautiful, cultured women.
3) A saintly gent gets his hands on a lot more tail than usual.
4) Angry best man doesn't like how his buddies are doing their job, so he quits and goes freelance. Ends up having a real gas.
5) This guy has to break something in outer space. Again. With a much less qualified female sidekick.
6) Our hero proves the age-old saying that you can never go home again. Because some asshole will blow it up.




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mitchellbravo wrote:Is it somehow the Star Wars films?

Nope.

You'll have to guess the individual movies on the list. I won't respond to any other guesses on the series as a whole, 'cos that's a bit too easy.

EDIT: Here's one more clue though, which ought to help.

They all feature the same protagonist...but each has a different lead actor.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby UnlimitedMagic7 » March 3rd, 2016, 10:57 am

I'm bad at guessing, so I'm just gonna go ahead and put another movie here;

So... there's this guy who drives an oldtimer way too fast and who ends up shipping his own parents like they're his OTP.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Randumbz » March 3rd, 2016, 11:09 am

UnlimitedMagic7 wrote:I'm bad at guessing, so I'm just gonna go ahead and put another movie here;

So... there's this guy who drives an oldtimer way too fast and who ends up shipping his own parents like they're his OTP.

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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby UnlimitedMagic7 » March 3rd, 2016, 11:13 am

Randumbz wrote:
UnlimitedMagic7 wrote:I'm bad at guessing, so I'm just gonna go ahead and put another movie here;

So... there's this guy who drives an oldtimer way too fast and who ends up shipping his own parents like they're his OTP.

Back to the future

That's correct!
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Zarl » March 4th, 2016, 1:17 pm

mikemacdee wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:Is it somehow the Star Wars films?

Nope.

You'll have to guess the individual movies on the list. I won't respond to any other guesses on the series as a whole, 'cos that's a bit too easy.

EDIT: Here's one more clue though, which ought to help.

They all feature the same protagonist...but each has a different lead actor.


This has been tearing at my brain all week, I really don't think I have seen the series though.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mikemacdee » March 4th, 2016, 10:47 pm

Zarl wrote:This has been tearing at my brain all week, I really don't think I have seen the series though.


Huehuehuehuehue...I'm almost certain you have.

Man, I'm running out of clues that don't totally give it away.

In #1 the protagonist was Scottish. He's been English ever since, except that one time when he was Australian.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Randumbz » March 4th, 2016, 10:54 pm

mikemacdee wrote:
Zarl wrote:This has been tearing at my brain all week, I really don't think I have seen the series though.


Huehuehuehuehue...I'm almost certain you have.

Man, I'm running out of clues that don't totally give it away.

In #1 the protagonist was Scottish. By the events of #2, he was Australian very briefly. He's been English ever since.

The James Bond movies? I don't know...
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mikemacdee » March 4th, 2016, 10:56 pm

Can't respond to series guesses. Surely somebody has seen one of these.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby eishiya » March 4th, 2016, 11:51 pm

mikemacdee wrote:1) Hero goes on a trip to the caribbean to have a word with a very disagreeable physician.
2) A phony aristocrat finds himself surrounded by beautiful, cultured women.
3) A saintly gent gets his hands on a lot more tail than usual.
4) Angry best man doesn't like how his buddies are doing their job, so he quits and goes freelance. Ends up having a real gas.
5) This guy has to break something in outer space. Again. With a much less qualified female sidekick.
6) Our hero proves the age-old saying that you can never go home again. Because some asshole will blow it up.

I'm going to have to agree with Randumbz that it's James Bond. It's been a while since I binged the series though, so my memory is fuzzy.
1. Dr. No (goes to Jamaica)
2. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
3. The Man With the Golden Gun? I vaguely recall that one having a lot of ladies even for a Bond film, and Roger Moore was in The Saint before he was Bond.
4.Goldeneye? Though no gas in that movie as I recall.
5. Goldeneye? The sidekick in Moonraker was competent I think, while in Diamonds Are Forever there's no "again."
6. Skyfall
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby mikemacdee » March 5th, 2016, 1:53 am

eishiya wrote:
mikemacdee wrote:1. Dr. No (goes to Jamaica)
2. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
3. The Man With the Golden Gun? I vaguely recall that one having a lot of ladies even for a Bond film, and Roger Moore was in The Saint before he was Bond.
4.Goldeneye? Though no gas in that movie as I recall.
5. Goldeneye? The sidekick in Moonraker was competent I think, while in Diamonds Are Forever there's no "again."
6. Skyfall


AAAAAHHH so close, Eishiya! So close!

1. Correct! ("disagreeable" physician, ha-ha)
2. Correct! (Bond stops a plot to use young women as plague carriers)
3. Incorrect
4. Incorrect, but not far off.
5. Incorrect. Natalia Simonova was actually useful!
6. Correct! (Bond returns to his orphanage, which gets obliterated)

Remember all the clues are basically groaners.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Zarl » March 6th, 2016, 12:38 am

Oh geeze! I haven't seen these films in ages and I know I haven't seen the more recent ones I feel very silly now!
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Randumbz » March 7th, 2016, 6:48 pm

There's this guy and he kills another guy
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby maelstrom51210 » March 7th, 2016, 6:59 pm

mikemacdee wrote:
mitchellbravo wrote:Is it somehow the Star Wars films?

Nope.

You'll have to guess the individual movies on the list. I won't respond to any other guesses on the series as a whole, 'cos that's a bit too easy.

EDIT: Here's one more clue though, which ought to help.

They all feature the same protagonist...but each has a different lead actor.


James Bond?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Oly-RRR » March 7th, 2016, 9:51 pm

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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Libear » March 21st, 2016, 4:06 pm

There's a lot of birds. Somehow global warming is tied into this to do with bird flu? Majority of the movie is just terrible acting and terrible sound quality--don't forget acid-spitting birds!

Did I mention that there was birds?
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